There are some boo boo's that can not be rubbed, kissed or soothed. You are a 3 year old boy, with your favorite sippy cup.
Mommy announces nap time. A benign activity that is usually began with a visit to the potty.
You are a big boy. You have your sippy cup, and it is your favorite. You will not set it down. It goes to nap time with you. You get to use the big potty because you are big enough to take a stand like the other fellas. You can do something they can't. Hands free. Just the right height to stand, rest - and job done.
Simple.
Unless you have one hand on the seat and did not place it in the full upright position. You concentrate to fully on tipping your sippy cup and drop the seat.
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Pete and I are camping at Blacktail. It is a beautiful evening. We make plans to have Pete's many siblings drive out with their elderly mother and join us for a bon fire.
Pete sets us apart from the main group of campers. He has a nice fire going and seating for plenty of family to join in.
Tick tock...
Now, a van of sisters and brothers, wives, husbands and an elderly mother are driving around Blacktail confused. ???? Which camp site is it?? Frustration is setting in as MOM who is seated in the front passenger seat has a great idea.
"Pull up by this big group of campers over here." She directs her son to drive to a mass of campers quietly parked. Not knowing what their mother has planned, but assuming she has spotted Pete's camper they follow her instructions. Parking the van on the road by the mass of campers. MOM rolls down her window and yells as loud as her elderly voice can manage, much to the surprise of her children packed inside the van,
"IS THERE A PETER OUT THERE?"
Now it was said all went dead silent for many seconds, except for the crickets. That was until the tires on the van peeled out as several inside realized what MOM had just yelled.....
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Imagine...if you will... My husband is sitting in the living room quietly watching the news. I am in the kitchen cooking the evening meal.
Our 18 year old son comes in and rubs his father ever so gently on the head, "Dad, I have something to tell you,"
I hear the serious tone of his voice so I am now just as focused on his next words as is my husband.
"Dad" he continued, "I love you man...but, if we are ever being chased by zombies...I am going to trip your ass."
My husband smiled."Good to know, son"
I shook my head went back to my cooking and soon enough, Rod, who was living in our upstairs with his wife came in from work. He sat down to remove his workboots.
My husband began, "Rod, you know I like ya man, but I have something I have to tell ya."
OK, you know he is gonna trip him when the zombies come. Then comes Rod's wife. Home from work to hear the same serious tone. Poor Rod. You can't trip your wife. She gets mad. NOT EVEN IN A JOKE...heheheheheheh
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A giant Stay Puft marshallow man walking down the streets of Williston singing..."Your love...keeps lifting me higher...than I've ever..been lifted before!!"
Would we all be happy then? Would we all love our neighbors and fellow message board lurkers and posters?
Imagine that....if you will.
Yes...tongue in cheek...sorta.
Ok, I would be happy if he also had melty chocolate and crackers. ROFLMBO
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Our ELECTED officials are our employees. These individuals asked for this job. We must govern our employees.
A giant Stay Puft marshallow man walking down the streets of Williston singing..."Your love...keeps lifting me higher...than I've ever..been lifted before!!"
Would we all be happy then? Would we all love our neighbors and fellow message board lurkers and posters?
Imagine that....if you will.
Yes...tongue in cheek...sorta.
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Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit, but in humility consider others better than yourselves. Each of you should look not only to your own interests, but also to the interests of others. – Philippians 2:3-4
Ok, I would be happy if he also had melty chocolate and crackers. ROFLMBO
