I had seen this a couple years ago. Really made me laugh out loud. Just found it again and couldn't help but laugh. Can't take the credit for writing it though.
Here ya go dog lovers!
Dog Haiku
I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel.
I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be.
Today I sniffed Many dog butts--I celebrate By kissing your face.
I sound the alarm! Paperboy--come to kill us all-- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm! Garbage man--come to kill us all-- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I lift my leg and Whiz on each bush . Hello, Spot- Sniff this and weep.
How do I love thee? The ways are numberless as My hairs on the rug.
My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have Made a puddle.
I Hate my choke chain. Look, world, they strangle me! Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
Sleeping here, my chin On your foot--no greater bliss--well, Maybe catching rats.
Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you as much I do.
The cat is not all Bad--she fills the litter box With Tootsie Rolls.
Dig under fence--why? Because it's there. Because it's There. Because it's there.
I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating.
You may call them fleas, But they are far more--I call Them a vocation. My owners' mood is Romantic--I lie near their Feet. I fart a big one.
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Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit, but in humility consider others better than yourselves. Each of you should look not only to your own interests, but also to the interests of others. – Philippians 2:3-4
